Supreme Court Rejects Obama Citizenship Challenge

This restores my faith in the federal government.

The Supreme Court has declined to hear a suit from a man claiming that Obama is not a natural born citizen of the United States.

Now we all know that this won't satisfy the tinfoil hat brigade and will push wild-eyed claims of government coverup deeper into the bowels of the Internet.

No rational thought will disturb the the anti-Obama fanatics.

Any excuse by those cheap rat bastards to not pay their taxes.

Black helicopters, anyone?